"As we rounded the corner onto the promenade we saw the Pterodactyl perched on to of the war memorial.
"It was chewing on the guts of some bloke, whose torso was dangling upside down by his entrails and he was still yelling.
- Specialist police marksman, Max Brighton.
Pterodactyl Terror - Hundreds killed in horrific Rhyl on Sea horror Attack.
SHOPPERS were forced to flee for their lives as a hostile Pterodactyl attacked passers by in Rhyl-on-Sea High street.
Police, ambulance crews and fire engines were directed to the scene shortly after 1.30pm after receiving a frantic telegram from charity shop worker, Hazel Elwy.
But the scene that greeted the emergency services was a grim one, with body parts piled up outside the card shop and the Pterodactyl nowhere in sight.
Specialist police marksman, Max Brighton described what happened next.
"It was dead quiet and we split up into pairs to search the alleyways and to look inside shops," he said. "After 10 minutes, we were about to give up and chase after some motorists using mobile phones while driving, when we heard a scream.
"As we rounded the corner onto the promenade we saw the Pterodactyl perched on to of the war memorial.
"It was chewing on the guts of some bloke, whose torso was dangling upside down by his entrails and he was still yelling.
"Needless to say I vomited and dropped a log simultaneously, so I had to run off and change."
Eyewitnesses went on to recount how special forces troops managed to get within 20 yards of the bird before being picked off by laser beams emanating from its scaly eyes.
"Ugh! It was like so gruesome," said one surly teenager dressed in pyjamas.
It had previously been thought that Pterodactyls had died out more than 65 million years ago in the great extinction which wiped out all dinosaurs.
Plans to use a tactical nuclear strike to destroy the creature were thwarted by representatives from Rhyl-on-Sea's wildlife trust who declared the animal an endangered species.
After an eight hour stand-off during which a further 67 people were killed, the pterodactyl was lured into an enclosure at Rhyl on Sea zoo using a trail of still warm body parts.After close examination the winged giant was found to be a female. Zoo-keepers have named her Teresa.
An illegal government "Black Ops" genetics laboratory is currently being investigated in connection with the incident. A man who does not officially exist declined to comment.


