Seaside News - News from the North Wales seaside at www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk Visit Seaside News for all the latest spurious Vale of Clwyd local news, Does not relate to Rhyl, Abergele, Denbigh, Llangollen, Ruthin, Corwen, St Asaph, or Bala Wales. Totaaly irrelevant if you're a Denbighshire visitor. Visit Wales. It Rocks. en-gb thomasapdewi@googlemail.com thomasapdewi@googlemail.com Thomas ap Dewi d94hk3avu2 Millions to be poured into Rhyl on Sea bottomless pit. Tuesday, 14 July 2009 09:35:29 +0400 http://denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/big-funding-for%20rhyl-on-sea-visitor-numbers-may-increase.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news It is hoped that this latest £9 million regeneration initiative will revitalise the derelict seafront area and provide the necessary cash to clean up used needles and broken bottles from the beach.
It may also provide a second, entirely unnecessary bridge for cyclists to pass over the heavily polluted Horrid Harbour.

The grant is the latest in a long line of futile funding provided to the stricken seaside town. So far Rhyl on Sea, which, even excluding freebies, contributes a negative amount to the North-Wales economy, has over the last decade, sucked up more than £700 million from the treasury and Europe.]]> Domestic servants in Rhyl on Sea sex boycott. Sun, 11 July 2009 23:56:16 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/denbighshire-visitor-maids-refuse-sex-allegations-of-rape.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Pirate attacks are Part of Global Zionist Conspiracy Shocker. Sun, 4 May 2009 23:56:16 +0400 http://denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/Pirate-attacks-jewish-zionist-conspiracy.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Rhyl on Sea Plunged into chaos by Freak Weather Conditions Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:42:16 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/Rhyl-on-Sea-left-devastated-by-flood-caused-by-45-minute-shower.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Kazakhstani terrorist found hiding in Rhyl on Sea Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:40:51 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/terrorist-suspect-kidnapped-from-rhyl-on-sea.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Crazed tramp claims identity stolen by giant spider Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:39:50 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/naked-man-says-he-is-victim-of-arachnid-identity-theft.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Roadside guardian hangs up hi-vis jacket after accident horror Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:38:32 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/news.html# thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Man savaged by pride of invisible tigers Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:37:32 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/invisible-tigers-strike-again-in-rhyl-on-sea.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com Police hunt for mysterious Mexican scooter thief Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:36:33 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/Rhyl-on-sea-scooters-stolen-by-mysterious-mexican-bandit.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Columbian drugs baron plans to build crystal meth plant in Rhyl on Sea Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:35:30 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/drugs-factory-planned-for-rhyl-on-sea.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Satan plans to build residential and commercial development in Rhyl-on-Sea Golf Course Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:30:05 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/gateway-to-hell-found-in-rhyl-on-sea-golf-course.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Hundreds killed in Rhyl on Sea Pterodactyl Attack Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:27:34 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/rhyl-on-sea-shoppers-killed-in-pterodactyl-attack.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news Shock as dismembered bodies found in Rhyl on Sea Sun, 5 Apr 2009 21:22:32 +0400 http://www.denbighshirevisitor.co.uk/Council-blamed-after-body-parts-found-on-Rhyl-on-Sea-footie-pitch.html thomasapdewi@googlemail.com news