Secret Raid In Dead of Night

Kazakhstani police scouring the world for terrorists who let off a series of bombs in their capital city last month, have denied a snatch and grab operation rumoured to have taken place in rhyl on Sea yesterday.
On February 25, seven bomb blasts rocked the Asian city of Astana, causing widespread devastation and mayhem. Nobody claimed responsibility for the atrocity, but suspicion fell on a range of groups, including the Bangladesh-based militants, Harkat-ul-Jihad-al-Islami and the domestic separatist group, the Baikonur Anti State Terrorism and Revenge Division (BASTARD), one of the largest and most active militant organizations in the region.

32-year-old Vladimir Vladski, is thought to helped finance the explosions, before fleeing to To Rhyl on Sea.
On Wednesday morning, it was reported on Kazakh News websites that operatives from the country's Kidnap and Torture Wing (KTW) snatched Vladski, who was disguised as a "lady of the night" and spirited him out of the seaside town. North Wales does not have an extradition treaty with Kazakhstan.

According to sources within the KTW, "The entire operation was so secretive that even the Air Traffic Control was taken aback when they received a message to help the chartered aircraft land at the Almaty International Airport. On landing, he was handed over to the interrogation department of Astana Police.

Rumours also surfaced on a number of Rhyl on Sea based blogs.
"Honestly, he seemed like such a nice man and I know that he was very kind to cats." said one blogger. "It's such a shame to think of him with all those nasty pliers and cigar cutters now."
Another web-savvy resident added, "I knew Vlad was a bad 'un from the moment he landed. Bloody foreigners shouldn't be allowed in the country. We've enough of a problem with the bloody English coming here and claiming all our dole."

Baikonur is the smallest of Kazakhstan's provinces with an area of 50km and a population of only 70,000. It is currently on loan to Russia and has been fighting for its independence since 1999.
Due to the timing of the explosions, casualties were limited to three cats who were scavenging in a bin where one of the devices was placed, a pack of wadi dogs who stole the bomb, thinking it was edible and a camel belonging to the nation's president, Nursultan Nazarbayev

At the time, Astana's chief of police, Kerem Masitov condemned the crimes as, "An act of miscreants, trying to disturb peace in the city."
Kasymzhomart Tokayev, the prime accused in the case, had revealed Vladski's role in the serial blasts during his interrogation.
Further investigation, using electrodes and nutcrackers revealed to the authorities that millionaire businessman Vladimir Vladski had provided funds for the devastating attack as well as providing ham sandwiches and mint tea for the terrorists.

Despite eyewitness reports of the midnight raid, both the Kazakhstani Embassy in Rhyl on Sea and the Astana police have denied the incident.
Astana Police Commissioner, Kerem Masitov repeatedly stressed to Seaside News, "We have not taken anybody."
And His Excellency Bagdad Sametdinova, Kazakhstani ambassador to North Wales said, "No, we don't know anything about that. We don't know anything about this at all."